Feral Imp
By Josh Watkins
Inspired by Shel Silverstein
A feral imp came across my stare
I did a double take to find that he wasn't there.
I cursed my weak eyes for missing such a sight,
Oh what I would do to capture one tonight.
What is a feral imp? You challenge my truth?
I’ll do my best, but I am not a sleuth.
He is as slow as a lightning strike, quick as a snail,
He rides raindrops and lassos unruly hail.
He is as tall as a mouse,
And is skinny as a house.
He snatches snitches, flips faulty switches,
Has uncontrollable twitches and backhands witches.
His grin glows in the black,
And is all deserving of a good smack,
But his charm is one of a kind,
Aromatic as a pig’s mud drenched behind.
His craft is that of a thief,
He’ll swipe your spoons, your undies, and beef.
Your pencils, screws, and rubber bands,
Any little thing he can clench in his deceivingly tiny hands.
Still don’t believe me? Fine see if I care.
Your fate will be dealt, but beware,
His antics will cause you to lose your all your hair,
So test his patience if you dare.
Oh look! There he is right here before you,
I told you no lies, it is all true!
Every word I said, he’s like no other.
Wait what’s that you say…Oh I guess you’re right…he is my little brother.
A thought came to me once to write a comical poem about a feral imp. But I needed more than that to give it finesse, flare, zing. So I decided to write it in the same style as Shel Silverstein, a late great comedic poet.
During my senior year of high school, I took a journalism class and every once in a while during class, my teacher would give us one line and tell us to take 10 minutes and write something based on that line. A certain one in particular, sent me on a journey I never expected to take. The line was "I'm going home with you." Being a romantic I took this as the perfect opportunity to write an ending to a powerful love story. In those ten minutes, this is what I came up with.
"I am going home with you," she said as she kissed his soft lips. "I want to stay with you forever." "You know I cannot take you with me," he said. "But I don't want to let you go either." The sun was slowly skipping away on the last day of summer. The wind was laughing and dancing as it blew by, releasing its final breaths of warm air. Her fingers crept along the leather seats and slowly interlaced with his. "This summer has changed me a lot," she said. "It's the best I have been in a long time." "I know," he replied. "I feel the exact same way." He couldn't help but stare into her precious baby blue eyes and see the life that was in her. His heart was throbbing, his arms were shaking, yet his eyes remained fixed upon her.
"Let's just drive," she said. "let the road lead us to our future." She kissed him again. She watched him grow from a young weak little boy into a strong and loving man. From the moment she saw him, she knew he was the one. A screech broke the unwavering silence as a great bald eagle soared above them. She smiled as he put his arm around her waist. Then, putting the car into drive, he turned to her and said "Alright, I am with you, you are my life."He kissed her once more. As they began to disappear beyond the horizon, two snow-white doves flew in unison in the silhouette of the sun.
Being the goody-goody student that I was, when the teacher asked me to share it with the class, I did, but with a little hesitation. If you recall the I Love You For the First Time piece and how I mentioned I had read a romantic piece in front of a group of people before, well this was it. The problem was that there were 24 students in that class (including me) and 23 of them were girls. Let me tell you that to do that took some serious guts. Lets just say that the room was speechless in awe and I couldn't believe I did that. But I had to know for sure if it was worth going further. So I put it on facebook and got an amazing response. I decided that I was going to write the rest of the story.
I took me a little over one year to complete, but I wrote a 154 page word document story that had a total of 66 "chapters" and each one was posted facebook. It was by far my greatest project and I couldn't believe I had written that much. It could be considered a book. As a special treat, I am going to post the first chapter here, and if you want to read the rest, you will have to check my notes on facebook and read it all yourself. or ask me and I'll see about getting you the entire thing. On a side note, The ending is different then that 10 minute paragraph above because I didn't have everything in my head and made it up as I went along. Also I may publish it one day and am fully aware that it needs a lot of editing, but as you read further into it, the writing gets much better.
“She’s so beautiful,” he thought to himself as she passed by. He had been watching her for weeks now. It was Sunday evening and he was sitting in the park, watching nature run its course. He was sitting on an old faded bench. In fact, it was the very bench he was sitting on when he first noticed her. He had seen her at the Sunday morning meetings and knew she took occasional walks through the nearby park. He couldn’t shift his gaze every time she walked by. There was just something about this girl he couldn’t quite figure out. Was it her angelic face? Was it her long, golden hair? Her baby blue eyes? The way she said hello? He didn’t know what it was, but what he did know is that his heart wouldn’t let her get away. “Maybe I should tell her,” he thought. “How would she react? What would she say?”
These thoughts weaved in and out of his mind until he was interrupted by a loud barking. He looked up and saw a golden retriever chasing some confused and terrified pigeons. Running frantically behind the dog was a distraught girl, but not just any girl; it was the one who had captured his heart. He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn’t seeing things, and then realizing that this was his chance, he leaped off the bench with ease and flew toward the wayward dog. The retriever, thinking that strange person running toward him wanted to play, stopped chasing the pigeons and charged full speed towards him. Knowing that he needed to catch this dog, he did not break his pace. When the dog was only feet from him, he whistled which made the dog slow a little a turn sharply. At the last possible second, he made a dive and caught the dog’s leash with his fingertips. The dog, caught by surprised, yelped and tried to get away. He walked slowly to the dog and put his hand to the dog’s nose so the dog could sniff it. Seeing the human was harmless, the dog laid down by his feet. “Thank you so much!” she said as she ran up to him breathless. “Buddy is such a handful sometimes, but he gives me plenty of exercise.” “He is a good-looking dog,” he replied. “I see you like to bring Buddy here often.” “Yeah”, she said, “I’ve been going to this park since I was little, it is so well kept and it is peaceful.” “It is beautiful,” he said. “You go to my church don’t you?” she asked “Yes I do,” he replied. “Well I have to get going,” she said. “My Chemistry professor isn’t making it easy and her tests are killer. I’ll see you later.” “Yeah I’ll see you,” he said. She then turned and jogged off with the retriever pulling her along. Once again lost in a trance, he just stood there and watched her disappear. His head was spinning and his heart was thumping. “She is so breath-taking,” he thought. “I didn’t even ask for her number. Shoot.” He began to turn and head for home when something shiny caught his eye. There on the ground, half-hidden by dead leaves, was a charm necklace, and imprinted on it was her name. His eyes began to twinkle as he realized he had a second perfect opportunity; twice in one day! The sun was going down and darkness was settling in fast. “I can’t take it to her now,” he thought. As he headed home, he could hear her voice singing to him through the midnight air.
One last thing. I wanted to end this escapade with the poem that asks you where do you wander? This is where my life has taken me and y'all experienced some of that journey through my writings. Now the question becomes, how about you? I have posted this here before, but after it I will give an explanation of it.
Where Do You Wander?
By Josh Watkins
Upon what path do your feet trod O dreamer?
Describe to me the details of its splendor.
Do you walk upon a short, dust-filled path?
Where many have stepped before?
Do you wander upon briers long and twisted as the eye sees fit?
Is thy path endless, dark and bleak?
Laden with scorching coals and embers rare?
Are your feet scarred and slashed by stones forever encased in the dirt?
Is your breath restrained for fear of avalanche?
Or can you see the Artist’s horizon?
Where do thy toes dangle?
Off the gleaming bricks shaped of gold?
Off the prism’s guarded treasure?
How far down your path does your will desire?
Will you reach its end or will you die along the way?
Is your path lined with roses of red, daisies of yellow, lilies of lavender?
Do notes of melody swarm your destination?
Does the star of fire kiss your skin?
Tell me O dreamer and please my ears,
Are you trapped upon a road carved with lies?
Do you wander in deceit?
Are your feet bound by guilt and slowed by shame?
Prove me wrong! Silence my persistent questioning!
Tell me that you walk along the Way,
That you are running to the Truth,
That you have discovered the route of Eternal Life.
So many paths awaiting your step,
So many vanities at each end.
Yet one and only one will satisfy your dreams.
This is the path Hope,
This is the path of Life,
This is the path of Salvation,
This is the path of Jesus Christ.
I wander this path.
Where do your feet trod O dreamer?
The beginning asks you "Where are you going?" Then it hints suggestively about places you could be going to maybe get you to notice yourself. The first asks if you are going with the flow and following others footsteps and not your own. Then it asks if your path is dark, dangerous, if you can even see where you are going. Next, it inquires of if you are timid or can you see God's beauty. Is your path golden? Do you wander a colorful path full of hope (prism's guarded treasure=rainbow)? Is the path you walk one you'll reach the end of? Is it peaceful, harmonic, warm-fuzzy-feeling-like? Are you tricked? Gullible? Living a lie? Or are you walking along the one True path. The path that leads to hope, peace, love, salvation, and eternity. As the poem ends, "That is the path of Jesus Christ."
And so ends this experiment/project. I really do hope y'all enjoyed it and I am glad I followed the urge to share it all with you. There are more writings, but those are personal and private to me and are not ready for the world to see yet. Maybe one day. Until then keep dreaming, shoot for those dreams, fight for those dreams, come to know Christ, follow Christ, and embrace everything He is and everything He has to offer. Here's to another great year and here's to looking forward to what 2014 has to offer. Praise God!